Melbourne Football Club star David Neitz outs himself as a Baron.
From the Herald Sun newspaper, Melbourne, Australia
A Benny Hill style flag chase for Vector's birthday.
A visit from the other half. Also note my incorrect choice of testament.
Too busy celebrating ... eyes on the screen!
Blackers puts the wind up the virus.
This was especially cleansing :)
Can and Nude enjoying an exchange of pleasantries.
This idiot was levelling abuse at Red Lisa so I thought I'd gut him.
Later I ploughed three consecutive ships' bullet streams, the last being this Default feller, who was kind enough to tell me to 'die fagget'.
The moral of this story: I spell my trash-talking better than Default does.
High populations encouraged mods to allow 6-person turretting over Easter.
If would have had more 6'er snaps if we could have just stopped dying in roster.
Chuvee Falls For The Oooooooold Exchange Of Hellos Trick
Nude seen collaborating with a CBN (while on different freqs) to put an end to a turrito
This bloke got up to 2000 and was about 24-0, but I lost the screenshot :(
Courtesy Fenrix's "Aussie Haven" Server
Our reputation exceeds us!
The secret is timing!
Here is what most AUS$IES wish hey could do to most opposing ships, but tend to achieve all too rarely.
As I have no screenshots for 'em, I will instead sing them a song.
I'm no good at chatting up and I always get rebuffed
Enough to drive a man to drink, I don't do no washing up
I always leave the stuff piled up, a-piled up in the sink
(But you will always find him in the kitchen at parties)
Me and my girlfriend we argued and she ran away from home
She must have found somebody new and now I'm all alone
Living on my own
What am I supposed to do?
(That's why you'll always find him in kitchen at parties
You will always find him in the kitchen at parties
You will always find him in the kitchen at parties)
Then I met this debutante I said I like new wave rock
She was into French cuisine but I ain't no cordon bleu
This was at some do in palmers green
I had no luck with her
(You will still find him in kitchen at parties
You will still find him in kitchen at parties)
At last I met a pretty girl, she laughed and talked with me
We both walked out of the kitchen and danced in a new way
And now I've done my time in the kitchen at parties
I've done my time in the kitchen at parties
(He's done his time in the kitchen at parties
He's done his time in the kitchen at parties
He's done his time in the kitchen at parties
He's done his time in the kitchen at parties)
For example, whoever said Chaosians couldn't be artistic?
I made these fake images to hopefully convince you otherwise.
Funniest trash-talking I've seen in a while. Mad brushing up on his Spanish as quickly as he could, and flow factory ( a friendly guy from Puerto Rico) making the most of what is probably his first big bty kill. This is what Alpha's all about - good natured ribbing, and good natured exploding :)
(She won't play it though she don't like hyper games ... kind of know what she means too)
Which means not enuff ports left for a Flash Drive, and that means I can't take screenies to work to add to this site
Shame because I was getting lots of grouse pics recently :)
Will be getting a USB hub soon methinks.
There's just something nice about typing that in :-)
Its mainly due to Chaos' newish map which has a lot of sprayable spots
Received today (March 27) from the AUS$IES mailbot :
This is an automated e-mail to let you know that the AUS$IES webpage has been updated.
OK - so it's not that automated, I have to do stuff.. but a bit automated.
Sheep Kills Anti-Semite!
Everybody knows I love to tackle intolerant chat while playing ... what the newcomers who love to bag me don't know, is that I'm actually quite crappy. Which means they are blind to half of the humiliation due them when something like this happens (sorry the player list is obscuring his first couple of embarassing calls, and I'm the grazing sheep, on my way to a baa mitzvaa, and he is Paul Monaghan, on the way out) :
PS: I reported the name of sudden appearance 'jew killer' and the name doesn't appear any more :)
Smooth On Centre Stage!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
I stand with great pleasure and no little dizziness here in front of you all today, humbled by the honour of presenting a glorious new composition from an unlikely source.
Most would be aware of smooth chested whore, who often makes a sudden impact out of nowhere, proves a fair challenge on the field, then disappears again ina blaze of wtf.
Many think of him as a coldhearted predator of the zone, able to flit noiselessly and effortlessly around the arena by way of his biogenomically enhanced aerodynamic shape. But few have spent the time to study this rare and startling creature.If we did, we would see that there is more to the whore than meets the eye. Rather than a coldhearted killer, smooth is just another piece in the jigsaw of alpha, he has his good days, and his bad days.
Obviously his good days are of no interest to us. But his bad days are a pleasure to behold! Here I present to you, "Smooth, the Opera".
Applause! Bravo! Encore!
Don't Feed The Animals!
I was wandering out towards the south-east one day when I saw z.b+ jousting with chuvee, z was on my freq and I thought I duck in and help out. At that moment, chuvee's foot slipped and he stepped for a moment too long into a prima container. Z jumped at the opportunity and bricked him in.
Not to want to feel unhelpful, I threw on antiwarp and stood outside the box, preparing to strafe and see if any bullets got in. But Z was less discrete, flying straight into the prima box and ... getting slaughtered by chuvee! :) (actual slaughter not quite caught on tape).
The moral of this story? If you put something in a cage, its probably not gonna be all lovey-dovey toward you. In fact, if you get too close ... well ... it just reminded me of this! :